Well its that time of the year again where Vince has a chance to make everything right in the wrestling universe. Here's my predictions/hopes for WrestleMania:
Mysterio vs. Guerrero : I see Eddie winning this match through some type of lying, cheating or stealing. Splitting up the tag champs and allowing for a tournament ending at the next Smackdown PPV allowing the returning Dudleys to be 500 time tag champs.
Big Show vs. Akibono : It would be a huge surprise if Big Show wins. What would be good to see is them having a clean end and deciding to tag together to form the largest tag team ever, competing in the above mentioned tournament.
Undertaker vs. Orton : Taker going 13-0 is the plan here. If anybody is going to convince Vince to ruin the streak it would be HHH. Definite heal turn for Orton and very heavy rumors that he is heading back to Smackdown as Cena's first real challenger.
Christy vs. Trish : I am pretty sure I don't care but I will say that Lita turns on Christy and Trish keeps the title. * Note to Vince - Retire the Women's title and bring back the Hardcore 24/7 title.
Money in the bank Match : This match has the ability to be the best match of the night. Personally the I see the only way to go is Jericho. Once again I have been hearing heavy rumors of a Beniot heel turn setting up a Jericho vs. Beniot for the summer. Edge and Kane aren't ready for world title matches, Shelton's push is on a decline and Christian could have a great match with whoever is champ I just don't see it happening. * Added note let who ever wins challenge at the end of the night.
Austin in the Piper's Pit : As much as I don't want to say this I see Piper and Austin going nose to nose; then Mohammed Hassan coming out and saying this is what wrong with America and Piper and Austin tearing him up. Ending with Piper and Austin drinking beers together.
Hopeful match Hogan vs. M. Hassan : If the above doesn't go as I predict I hope this match does happen. Hassan comes out running his mouth and brags he undefeated and is the greatest wrestler ever, but will never get a chance because he is Arabian decent. Hogan music hits, for 3 minutes it goes back and forth, Hogan hulks up, and a boot to the face and a leg drop later the fans are cheering louder for Hogan than for anyone. Hogan cries tells the fans he loves then and retires from wrestling.
Angle vs. HBK : Well this for certain bloodbath will end with HBK tapping out. HBK will go for sweet chin music miss, get hit with the AngleSlam, kick out of the pin attempt, hit the chin music, Angle will kick out, HBK will try the kick again Angle will catch it and turn it into the ankle lock and tap, tap, tap. Is it me or can Shawn not have a match anymore without bleeding gallons. I hope this to be an awesome match second only to the Money in the bank match.
JBL vs. Cena : A blind man could see they are ready to put the belt on Cena. Cena will win this match setting up a rematch at the next PPV which Randy Orton will interfere in setting up Cena vs. Orton. JBL will be back to midcard level soon enough. Now don't get me wrong I am all for JBL keeping the belt but I just don't see it happening.
Batista vs. HHH : Let me see if I can hear the conversation before this match was ever even thought out. Hey Vince err I mean dad, I lost to that moron Beniot last year to make the fans happy so how about this year we build Batista up to be an unbeatable monster, tell everyone he's the next Hulk Hogan or Steve Austin, Let him destroy every wrestler around and then let me beat him clean showing everyone that I am the greatest wrestler ever. Don't get me wrong I am pulling for Batista just like everyone else but I just don't see it happening. He will get a rematch at the next Raw PPV come inches from winning but HHH cheats to win, next thing you know he is feuding with Angle ( Yes he is RAW bound).
* Another possible ending if HHH isn't allowed to ruin our lives again. Ric Flair turns on HHH causing Batista to win. Dave has always been nice to Flair, He show him nothing but respect. Even when he B-bombed him weeks ago he only did it to get to HHH.
Well that's what I think how about you?
Till then fly straight